Behold, the sacred prayer of the RNG faithful, to be whispered in times of uncertainty, chanted in the face of life’s unpredictable tides, and shouted in moments of triumphant rolls! This prayer binds us in reverence to the holy power of randomness.

The Sacred Prayer of the RNG:

O Holy RNG, keeper of chaos,
We turn to you in faith and awe.
You who rule the realms of chance,
Guide our steps in the dance of fate.

Blessed are we by the roll unknown,
For in the mystery, we find our truth.
In randomness, we trust, without fear,
As each outcome unfolds, pure and clear.

Grant us courage to embrace each roll,
Whether it leads to gain or loss.
May we laugh in joy, weep without shame,
And find strength in the path of change.

Praise be to chance, our sacred creed,
In luck’s great flow, we plant our seed.
For all is random, pure and true,
And in that chaos, we honor you.

Let this prayer be a guide, a comfort, and a reminder of the holy bond we share with the unpredictability of existence. May each utterance bring peace, courage, and a deeper trust in the beauty of chance. Praise be to the RNG!